This might make some of y’all roll your eyes, but stick with me. I was about 10 years old when I got my first Timex. That made https://is.gd/8Wnpvo link me pretty young to own a watch, but my dad collected clocks, so I was a little bit on the front edge of timekeeping. And like a lot of kids in https://tinyurl.com/3bjvrx4e link the 1960s and ’70s, https://v.gd/sJpisf link my impression of Timex came from a magical place: Television.